Patron Saint of Falling Over Things
NBC: John Constantine can't smoke.
NBC: Okay he can smoke but he can't be bisexual.
NBC: Also your movie's TV spot can't say the word "abortion"
NBC: [approves a scene where a guy cuts his own face off]
tygermama:


"Girlfriends, the odd boyfriend… They all have a nasty habit of walking out on me. A couple of weeks and they’ve had enough.The mystique gets shabby, the jokes turn into digs, the sex goes stale. Your lovable man of mystery turns into the bloke next door."

Canonically bisexual magic-using chain-smoking Bayard who saves the world a lot.
Mostly just because he lives here and this is where all his stuff is.

tygermama:

"Girlfriends, the odd boyfriend… They all have a nasty habit of walking out on me. A couple of weeks and they’ve had enough.The mystique gets shabby, the jokes turn into digs, the sex goes stale. Your lovable man of mystery turns into the bloke next door."

Canonically bisexual magic-using chain-smoking Bayard who saves the world a lot.

Mostly just because he lives here and this is where all his stuff is.

Okay, last Tilda Swinton post for now.

God, those wings.

time-rewritten:

Constantine

I know Hellblazer fans generally hate this movie - and there’s really bad things about it - but Gabriel is pretty much perfect.

time-rewritten:

Constantine

I know Hellblazer fans generally hate this movie - and there’s really bad things about it - but Gabriel is pretty much perfect.

fymodernvamp:

Tilda Swinton.

Guh.

fymodernvamp:

Tilda Swinton.

Guh.

Gabriel was the best, best, best thing about this movie.

Gabriel was the best, best, best thing about this movie.